Known in the US simply as Commando (no relations to the Schwarzenegger movie), this one is a no brainer. There is you, a Rambo-esque soldier capable of killing hundreds of enemy pixels with a rifle and batch of grenades, and there are the enemies. You move up, they move down, you have to shoot them down or they will shoot you down. As was the case with other modernized Capcom games released lately, this one has been optimized for mobile devices (specifically, Android phones). Other – few – changes include adding a leaderboard, so that you can compare your e-penis to those of other players around the world, achievements and a two game modes; difficult Classic and relatively easy Casual. Commando’s normal price will be $1.99, but right now Google Play Store offers it for a smashingly low $0.99. Have fun, commandos.