When happens when your news writer has too much time to spare? He writes about giant members, naturally. The mischevious manhood in question is carved into a dry lake bed outside of Geelong, Victoria, and is big enough for Google Maps to see it from space. Image first surfaced on the Facebook group Take The Piss Geelong, though the local community has reportedly already known about the carving for a few months. The carving may be remembered as the largest picture of a male organ to date. No group or single person has yet claimed responsibility for what has been dubbed an Aussie Wiener.

Whoever you are, god bless you, and god bless Australia.