Carrot Weather, a weather app with a bite, has recently come out on Android OS. What is it? Basically a normal weather app with a touch of dark sense of humour. It will tell you, in a monotonous female voice, that it will rain in a minute and it sucks to be you if you’re caught outdoors, or that it is impressed that you can operate your smartphone despite having such tiny fat fingers; it will hope that you get a stroke on a hot day and wish goodnight to you and the guy that waits for you to fall asleep so that he can kill you at night. Function-wise, it is a bog standard weather app; it will tell you how hot or cold it is, how damp is the air, will it be getting cloudy soon etc.

The app can be downloaded from here, you lazy f**k ;p.