What a treat. Google Play offers a Portable Fan app (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.holycoder.holyfan), a small program that imitates sounds made by a cooling fan. The app has been downloaded over 500 thousand times by now, and it looks like a considerate percentage of people who downloaded it are idiots. Why would I think so? Well... because a few thousand people gave the app 1 star out of 5, with their comments saying that they are disappointed that the app does not work like a fan.
I just... I... aaaah. *facepalm, Picard style*
Oy wey, or Apple is third in the global ranking of smartphone sales