Personally I would rather he spoke through a banana, but okay. According to a picture captured by the intelligence agencies (do not ask me which agency exacly, I do not know), the beloved leader of the greatest country in the world is using what seems to be an outdated model of HTC smartphone, possibly clad in a case – better safe than sorry, right? As soon as the picture leaked online, Samsung denied that it is its smartphone; it most probably is not an iPhone because Evil America. That leaves, according to people better versed at smartphone models than I am, HTC.

Makes me wonder how is Kim Jong-Un getting his Android updates.