I do not know what to say. I feel like starting a half-crazed rant about how humanity is doomed to annihilation, but that is not what I am getting paid for, so…

Russian phone customizer Caviar has a new offer in its store. To commemorate the G-20 summit in Hamburg, and possibly to show how stupid some people are (hold it down, Mike, no ranting…), Caviar has prepared a very special edition of new Nokia 3310. This Nokia 3310 is encased in gold, titanium and other metals, has a damascus steel pattern and is adorned with a golden double profile of presidents Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump. Otherwise it is the exacly same new Nokia 3310 that we have already seen available for weeks. According to Caviar, device’s decoration is full of symbolism:

– both presidents facing one direction shows they are in accord (*snorts*),
– hardened titanium symbolizes that strength, firmness and stubbornness are neccessary to protect one’s country (yes, and to invade other countries too),
– Damascus steel pattern does not symbolize anything, it just looks cool (yeah, it does look cool).

Price of this miniature momument to modern oppressive tyranny, I mean, this harmless curio, is mere 149,000 rubles, which translates into two and a half thousand dollars. If you would like something like this but modern, there is an iPhone 7 version of this as well.